Turkey Fucker

That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.

Person 1: I lost NNN to a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Person 2: Turkey Fucker!

by D4nk4oi89 December 08, 2021

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Rave turkey

A peacock. Because they're colorful and iridescent and ready to party.

That rave turkey at the zoo was strutting his as off!

by HornyGecko October 06, 2017

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Pseudo-turkey

The act of turkey slapping someone whilst they are seated on the toilet.

Hurry up Kenny. I need to use the loo. Don't make me come in there and give you a pseudo-turkey.

by Tiffany's Toyboy September 29, 2009

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Big Turkey

The Big Turkey is the Turkey with the largest pectorals. In crazy attempts to show his dominance, he will go as far as killing them in the process.

Big Turkey is also used as an Xbox term when speaking of an expert Halo Player. Big Turkey's generally range between 20-30 kills per game.

"I just got wrecked by the Big Turkey..."

Hmu xbox live @BigTurkey9er9er

by TheOfficialWiki August 20, 2016

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a feathered turkey

The act in which a man ejaculates on his partners face then uses trimmers to buzz his pubic hair off onto his partners ejaculate covered face whilst continuing to receive fellatio.

If your bro ain't doing a Feathered Turkey when he's giving you a brojob, can you even really call it a brojob?

by Yardgnomejerker September 30, 2018

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