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thunder thighs

An extremely overweight individual who cannot walk without their thighs making a thundering clap.
This term has been used mistakenly to myself.

I had a horrible bicycle accident when I was young and my right thigh was ripped open, even though they stitched it with 16 stitches, I still feel pain more than 10 years later.

This part they stitched isn't flat like the rest of my thigh so it tends to rub against my other thigh and because this accident made it hard for me to be active, yes I am a big guy - not a fat guy, my legs are more muscle than fat, I can bike my 280 body up a vertical hill on a 1 speed freestyler (sometimes I can't do it though..my right leg goes completly numb) well thats why I am not offended, because I am not the one your joke is even ment to be aimed at.

"John had a terrible accident, and now years later some few jealous - ex girlfriend co-workers are calling him 'thunder thighs', which is mistakenly used and is way out of context.. John thinks they should go F$!$#@ themselves!"
by John.Haynes February 24, 2008
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Teighlor

If you've ever experienced Teighlor in a public restroom, there is a high chance that you have the worst STD known to mankind.
by AssBlaster500 July 23, 2016
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Thighkles

An Ankle that is on a fat person. This is when the Thigh seems to merge into the ankle to form a large mass of fat with no definition. People with Thighkles usually suck at everything. Especially sports, school and social life.
by CANKLE CRUSHER May 29, 2005
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Thigh Dusters

Long hair braided on sides that rub on thighs of person receiving oral sex.
by Shumpster December 30, 2010
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Thighcrusherr

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by Jokesforfun April 24, 2021
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arm-thigh

Arms that are large enough to be considered the size of a normal thigh. As seen on obese individuals
Her arm-thighs are the size of both my legs put together!!
by TangerineGrl13 July 21, 2009
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slippery thighs

Most popular in prison these days, slippery thighs has become the act of repressed homosexual desires unleashed. the two partners make love to each others thighs while sticking the feet of one another in front of the others face, this is done with a great deal of spit and or sweat.
by brandrip May 25, 2012
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