When they say on my dead homie they ain't playin around things just got serious. Except if they dont have a homie who is dead they capin.
Person 1: did you steal my jordans
Person 2 who has a dead homie: hell nah
Person 1: I ain't playin did u steal them
Person 2: on my dead homie I didnt steal em
Person 1:ight ight just making sure
Person 2 who has a dead homie: hell nah
Person 1: I ain't playin did u steal them
Person 2: on my dead homie I didnt steal em
Person 1:ight ight just making sure
by Wasupmeboi335 January 6, 2021
Get the on my dead homiemug. by TotallyHenryStickmin January 16, 2021
Get the Kissing The Homies Goodnightmug. Girlfriend: why can't we hang out today
Me: it's National homie day
Girlfriend: when isn't it national homie day
Me: never. Everyday is national homie day
Me: it's National homie day
Girlfriend: when isn't it national homie day
Me: never. Everyday is national homie day
by Envy1211 October 24, 2020
Get the National homie daymug. A Girl thats goes to another guy to the other, because they notice that they have no change with them so they go back to a form boy friend or a new boy friend witch is probably using them.
Girl:"Hey Babe."
Boy Friend:"Hey,( not wanting gto talk, also saying HEY with head down)."
Girl leaves goes to her other boy friend realizing she has no chance with him.
Girl: Hey babe call me or meet me at my house at "4:20"!"
Boy Friend:"Hey,( not wanting gto talk, also saying HEY with head down)."
Girl leaves goes to her other boy friend realizing she has no chance with him.
Girl: Hey babe call me or meet me at my house at "4:20"!"
by ChinyDink July 8, 2004
Get the Homie Hoppermug. 
Matt: Sorry guys, but I can't go to the bar with you. Jennifer definitely wants my dick!
Joe: Homies before blowmes, man.
Joe: Homies before blowmes, man.
by mexican quilt November 15, 2009
Get the homies before blowmesmug. A Fake Ass Homie is a person who is a friend for the sake of being friends. He or she doesn't make NO effort whatsoever to see you or hit you up, but every time you guys see each other, they pretend everything is all good and pretend that you guys are besties. It's basically an acquaintance. It's like that one kid in high school you used to talk to, but he or she made no effort to talk to you after highschool. You are friends on facebook, but you aint a real friend, you just a fake ass homie. This isn't necessarily a derogatory term. It's just another classification of friends.
Dude, remember him from highschool? Dude, he still think's we are best buddies, but that foo doesnt even hit me up anymore. He's a fake ass homie, foreal.
by Cage Dreams August 7, 2011
Get the Fake Ass Homiemug.