raping the vape 

Aggressively orally sucking at the mouth piece of the vape for hours on end.

My boy and I sat on the corner, vigorously raping the vape, talking about our next oral position on the mouth piece!

They say that shit will give you cancer.

...yep.... * takes another drag*

raping the vape by Joke Of The Day 4 May 25, 2016

Napalm the Village 

When a dude hasn't cum for a long time and blows his load all over the vagina before he even inserts his dick.

After a long dry spell, Matt finally got a new girlfriend. He rubbed one out before their date in case she came home with him because he didn't want to napalm the village.

It had been weeks since Joe and I had sex, and he totally napalmed my village before he could get inside me. I spent an hour cleaning his jizz out of my pubes.

Napalm the Village by Mouthy Broadcast December 6, 2017

Start the van 

Phrase used in reference to the party van (FBI/Police listening/Police raiding SWAT van)
a van that is externally party/ice cream/ballons themed but contains FBI/police/SWAT inside.

This phrase is used when some user posts CP (Child Pornography) or similar, to remark that it might be illegal content.

User (1) (OP/original poster) starts a thread: "Only the youngest" With a teenage girl on the picture / naked / half-naked"
User (2) Posts similar content
User (3) Posts similar content
---->User (4): "Start the van jeff001.jpg"

Start the van by STFUNIGGA May 25, 2018

bread the veal 

When your penis is wet and itchy and you put powder on it to prevent the terrible swamp crotch from occuring.

Gabe: Yo Thompson, it's mad hot out here hope I don't my junk doesn't get sweaty; wouldn't want swamp crotch.

Zak: Good thing I remembered to bread the veal today to avoid that problem.

bread the veal by SAR101 June 5, 2018

throttle the vicar 

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

throttle the vicar by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

the eye of the vagina 

the look of a woman who is seeking dick. Suggests a quality analogous to "gameness" in pit-bulls.

She gave me the eye of the vagina, so I knew she was DTF.

the eye of the vagina by Andre Debonaire January 20, 2020

committing the vibe 

Committing the vibe is usually what happens when u listen to music while doing that homework that is due in 15 minutes and you haven't started. You try not to stress out and because you are the procrastinating fuck you are, you get lost in the music instead of doing your actual work.

mom: Son you better be doing your homework and don't you dare start committing the vibe or I will have your father beat your ass
me: Either I can listen or, woah I love this song

committing the vibe by ThisKidThatPostedThis March 10, 2021