Mud track

A seasoned, in not unsanitary version of plumber’s crack

Hey Miller. Please pull up your pants. This is a new white couch and we can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023

As long as we tracking.

Military parlance for “do we understand each other”?

Private First Class McBozo, have you loaded loaded all the crates upside down, as we spoke of before?
PFC McBozo: But Sarge, it’s not how I usually stack crates — actually, yes Sir, Seargeant Jihadicus
SGT Jihadicus: Damn straight, as long as we tracking.

by Jenna Side Theghaiz November 14, 2023

i am on the track

Song or Video connects to your spirit or soul
Song or Video gets emotions pumping through your body (Shivers)
Song or Video makes you think you were there to witness the creation
Song or Video makes you think you created it yourself

Holy molly, I am on the track!

I was there, I swear... I am on the track!

This jams got me moving, guys I am on the track

by Polly-Morph-King November 28, 2019

laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!

by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015

Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer

Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.

After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

Track Bunny

A girl who only runs track to go to the meets and be a hoe. They often don't come to practice, and only show up to meets to stand on the blocks of men they find attractive, interview people, wear spandex, and take up space

"My girlfriend just signed up for track and field." "Aw shit, you better watch out, shawty gonna turn into a track bunny."

by asianslayer33 February 2, 2025