apple maxed

A condition whereby you have more apple branded products than is justifiable or necessary.

With the new iPad she got from her bosses at work, the iPhone upgrade and the new MacBook, Clare felt completely apple maxed.

by Clarebear81 January 7, 2011

Max Powers

An alias taken up by Homer Simpson of The Simpson's.

Homer: Max Powers, the name you'd like to touch. But you musent!

by Homer Simpson199 August 29, 2009

Max Chen

the one weird dude in the corner who looks over at ur phone and uses the class computer to go on skyrim wiki, he walks like hes 90 and is socially dumb

Ex: Who is that weird kid? It's probably a Max Chen...

by chingchonglilding April 26, 2019

Max and Ruby

two dumbass rabbits that hop around like they are the shit. Ruby always is bitching at Max. But this cartoon is very fun to watch after smoking some columbian bamboo A.K.A weed.

Rosie O'Donnell: Hey what did you and bill do last night?

Hillary Clinton: We smoked a fat one then went to my house and watched Max and Ruby.

by mikeh56 June 30, 2011

Dirty Max

when your head is shaped like Galactus and you use your massive fucking forehead to headbutt a monkey's ass.

person 1: I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw someone "dirty max" a monkey.
person 2: eww wtf that's chapt
monkey 1: yea my ass still hurts

by TheFancyPineappl September 4, 2022

Brimmy Max

When max fills the cone piece all the way to the top and finishes it in one pull. Brimmy Max smokes to the maximum level and can often be found passed out in the corner next to the couch. Brimmy Max will often moan or make random noises as he is too high to put together a sentence in English.

Brimmy Max can you talk to us in English we don’t understand brimmynese

by PlanetBrimmy March 5, 2023

Max Tait

1)Max Tait is the word's to describe a penis that is so incredibly large you have to describe it as someone else's.

2) It can also be used to describe someone who has just shit themselves.

1) Holy fuck, that is a Max Tait penis right there!

2) You just pulled a Max Tait!

by Coochie Muncher XD March 8, 2020