Mediocre Blonde

non descript fairly good looking blonde with absolutely no brains or personality at all. Usually of the middle to upper classes, studying sports science at uni. Has matted bleached blonde hair, shops in jacks wills and wears leggings ugg boots and gillets.

Urgghhh look at that bunch of mediocre blondes

by The Beakster July 17, 2009

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Nordic Blondes

grey hair

It's time to dye my nordic blondes.

by Lardcore June 19, 2011

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Tall blonde

Someone who overpowers everyone but secretly as weak as they come inside

Short blonde “your so tall”
Tall blonde “and your so short”
Tall blonde inside -😖🥺

by Magicmustard October 20, 2019

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blonde mustachio

when two virgins stand at opposite sides of the room and run directly at each other full speed, after jumping in the air when contact is made both people simultaneously lose their virginity.

dude me and my girlfriend totally blonde mustachio'd last night

by oldskoolsk8er92 December 29, 2011

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Face Blondeness

Similar to face blindness, but for those who don't actually have the disease but just suck at recognising faces alone.

Danii Conker Okonkwo dude I go to your school
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Charlie Jimi Everett Loooool
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Jacob Bartlett i don't know everyone in my school, i barely know everyone in my year, allow.
7 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Jacob Bartlett when you grow up the same thing will happen to you; and youll remember this and facepalm.
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Danii Conker Okonkwo wth. How can you not know eveyone in your year! I know everyone in my year
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Jacob Bartlett barely ≠ don't
and allow the face blondeness

by Jables1234 October 16, 2010

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