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Scoop

To pick someone up who's lazy self doesn't want to drive, doesn't have a car, or doesn't have gas.
Hey ramadan, we are going to a hookabar, want to come?

Yea man, just come scoop me up when ever you leave.

:^|
by ala3 November 7, 2010
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v. The act of snagging or blatantly stealing someone's possesion or opportunity when their guard is down.
I can't believe John went upstairs and boned Susan when her boyfriend was in the bathroom. What a Scoop!
by kyle hochreiter October 12, 2008
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when an annoying little kid runs around, palm up, lifting both male and female breast regions. often ends with the scooper receiving a five star from the scoopee.
Bystander: "Dude why'd you give that annoying little kid a five star?"

Scoopee: "Lil' basterd scooped me."
by billythekid18 April 25, 2010
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when you find dog shit in a park and you pick it up and put it in a bag.

Later on you hide it in a ditch and wait for a car to come by and you throw it at the car making it come to a sudden halt. If they get out of the car you yell "You just got scooped."
dude i just accidently scooped that police car.
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The act of stealing, griming something from someone.
Yo scoop that t-shirt.
Someone scooped my hat
by Sanit May 14, 2006
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Penguin Scoop

The flipping of a fat mans man-boob. The scooping refers to Oil Spills that have occurred near Buenos Aires, where multiple penguins have died from the oil toxins. The process of cleaning the dead penguins involves scooping them up, very similar to that of the scooping action of a man-boob in a "Penguin Scoop".

However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.
"That man's breast are crying for a good penguin scoop."

Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"
by Dr. Babooshka May 12, 2009
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Boob Scoop

When you run around all menacingly and scoop a female or male's boob while yelling in a high pitched voice "WHOOPZIES!"
Last night I boob scooped Chase's boob so hard and it was so satisfying.
by merrrp! September 26, 2014
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