Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020

Suprise Adoption

This is fancy kidnapping

1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?

Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping

by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019

jam suprise

the act of going down/fingering/genaerly discovering that a female is 'on'

hey baby if i give u cunnilingus will i get a jam suprise?

by Greenbadger87 May 13, 2005

Pikle suprise

A Pikle surprise is when a man kidnappes you and begins to forcefully make you consume pikles well you are tied to a chair. When the kidnapper runs out of pikles you are let free.

'PIKLE SUPRISE!'-Johns last moments

by Dr.FreezeLove March 7, 2017

An Elevator Suprise

When you fart in an elevator before you exit, leaving it for the next unsuspecting person.

Jaime left An Elevator Suprise for his boss Jim, when he was heading down to the break room.

by UrbanCreatornoob May 13, 2017

head surprise

when a woman is giving you head and then you pee.

"my girlfriend hates head surprise."

by wealthybigpenis November 1, 2009

foggy morning surprise

after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning

that foggy morning surprise yesterday was great

by myn odu December 31, 2009