Bitch surfing

Rocking around the net looking at random girls, without any specific thought in mind. Kinda zoned out.

Bro, don't tell me you on there bitch surfing again.

by Slick at west syde March 1, 2024

Kentucky surfing

When you ride on top of your car with it idling in gear. Preferably in a Square body Chevy or old Ford hi boy

"Me and Jethro went Kentucky surfing and went through a case of nattys "

by Philbert 88 May 20, 2024

tip surfing

Constantly defending someone without benefits

Why do you keep defending him when you’re not involved? Stop allat tip surfing

by JetVision June 3, 2024

Vent-Surfing

When you get your cell phone camera put the video on and flashlight and film what's in your floor vents you will be surprised what you find

My friend had $4.47 and a ring in her ductwork after I went Vent-Surfing st at her house

by anonymous December 8, 2024

Scroll Surfing

Scroll Surfing:
The modern evolution of web surfing from Back in the day, people explored the internet surfing from site to site. Now, we surf our feeds instead.

Lee: Bruv, I hardly surf the web anymore.
Frank: Me too, bruv… now we do scroll surfing instead… bruv.
Lee: How times have changed.
Frank: Init, bruv. LOL.
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 27, 2026

Gurney Surfing

How you get yourself hospitalized and go through a revolving door of residential treatment centers to stay at places, sleep all day, and not have to work: all at your insurance’s cost.

That Morty has been to three treatment centers for no reason, he’s totally gurney surfing!

by LeadCA April 4, 2025

Salty surfing

Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)

It took me all night of salty surfing to find my next date.

by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025