Scumpassion

The passion you give when you smash an intoxicated female in the employee bathroom after work.

Josh: “What’s up Sebastian, how was work last night?”

Sebastian: “Work was alright, I even got some scumpassion with a nice braud.”

Josh: “hahaha that’s my boy! Good work El Baño!”

by Scumbastian October 23, 2011

Stump Sap

Noun: The product of a male ejaculation.

He shot stump sap all over me!

by Michael McNight August 23, 2012

Stupacide

To kill oneself by acting in a foolish or stupid manner. It happens everyday. Stupidity can often lead to hilarious but tragic fatality. An accidental death brought about a careless or unthinking moment. Survival of the fittest. Population control. a complete lack of common sense or disregard for self preservation resulting in death. Some people are so dumb it really does kill them.

Heather: Another death by stupacide. "My boyfriend Mark was once a chemist, but now he is no more. What he thought was H2O (water), was really H2SO4 (sulfuric Acid). Mark burned his insides out. OUCH!"

Mark: "Damn, you shouldn't eat or drink in the lab. The Bitch was right again"

by heathen bratticus March 1, 2013

stumpfounded

A cross between stumped and dumb founded

When she talks on the phone, sometimes she gets "stumpfounded"

by graphicdesigner2013 September 9, 2013

stumpfucker

Someone who is pursuing a person who is out of their league.

Oh she'll never go for him. He's a total stumpfucker.

by ceres May 13, 2014

Skumpachino

Coffee and semen.

Waitress: "He never tips"
Barista: "That's ok, he just got a skumpachino..."
Waitress: "WTF?"
Barista: "I took his cup to the back, and pumped in some skump. He got the tip this time!"

by Pundit and Pimp November 9, 2014

Stuparted

When stupid and retarded just aren't enough

God damn your stuparted

by Redpython June 29, 2014