Strapped

To always be carrying a firearm

He wasn't strapped so I ran up on him

by GRAB A HANDFUL April 22, 2019

strap hula

A girl buys 4 strap-on dildos and attach them on each side of her body on her hip, one in the front, another in the back, another on the right and then another on the left. Then she talks with 4 homossexual guys and invites them to go to her house. Once they are inside, she asks them to go into dog position, one in the front, another behind her, another on her right and another on her left and they must have their assholes pointed to her. She now is in the middle of them. After that she does the hula hula dance from hawaii and penetrates each strap-on on each asshole. And thats the strap hula.

Girl: Hey guys, do you wanna come over here in my house?
4 Homossexual guys: Yeah sure!

- They are now inside her house...
Girl: Now you must go into dog position, with your knees and hands on the floor with your assholes pointed to me and i'll be in the middle.

- They are now in dog position...

- The girl puts some hawaian music...
Girl: NOW WE GO INTO STRAP HULA MODE LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!

by SexMaister April 30, 2019

Strapp'n and Bomb'n

when someone (typically a male) is acting like a gangster, killer, or warrior around (typically a female) to gain attention or approval, when in fact they are really just a punk, or "aint really built like that."

Man don't go strapp'n and bomb'n to that shorty Yo! Everybody knows you aint no real gangsta!

by line crosser July 6, 2019

Strap breaker

A woman whose breasts are so large that they are likely to break her strap (in most cases spaghetti)

Did you see the yams on that strap breaker?

by PointBreaker August 9, 2019

strappin keys to kites

An inventive or creative way of making money or benjamins. Making that paper by different or unconventional means. Thinking outside of the box ways to come up.

She was just your average Street Working Girl but ever since I taught her how to juggle while belly dancing I've been strappin keys to kites dawg

by Phill Dirt September 29, 2019

Strap Dodge

The art of loaning drugs off a drug dealer with the intention of never paying them back. This is a method usually used by chavs in the Craigavon/Portadown area.

"Yo lad ill break your legs if u strap dodge me"," Sorry Jamie as much as I want smoke I cant strap dodge, I don't want to get jumped"

by GyammonFast December 9, 2019

Strapparatus

The apparatus required to "strap" a joint. For example; papers, roaches, tobacco, weed.

"Hey man, do you wanna smoke a broccoli wand?"

"Yeh sure, pass me the strapparatus."

by John_Jonnyson December 13, 2019