Cougar-Stomped

After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.

"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"

Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!

by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010

Glob Stomping

When a person ruins someone elses hopes and dreams.

Why are so many people Glob Stomping me today?

by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011

G-Stomp

Abbreviation for Goomba Stomp. The total and complete dominance over a n00b in the realm of gaming, akin to the act of Mario squashing a goomba underfoot.

Yo brohammer, did you me 4-stock that button masher in Smash? I totally G-Stomp'd that n00b.

by TheMadler January 17, 2012

Waffle Stomp

When you cant make it to the toilet while showering, so you just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

Guy 1: "I hit a waffle stomp the other day cause that burger I ate turned into a log the size of arizona and I couldn't hold it"

Guy 2: what in the actual fuck is wrong with you, man

by Cum dumpster megatron May 11, 2024

Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.

That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!

by MasterGnash April 15, 2019

Ho Stomping

When you get pissed at a male or female friend for being a complete retard before a large group of people.

Girl: Did you see him? I was ho stomping him for a week.

Boy: Bitch. Oh my god, you do that one more time I swear to god i will be ho stomping you until I die.

by Ho Stomper June 18, 2010

ballarina stomp

serious serious faceplant usually resulting in dizzyness, chronic anxiety. and depressing fact.

muerta.

mmy mommy.

g.o.a.t. of all iron curtains breaking your fall.

aluminium.

intentional faceplant.

break a leg.

fireball whiskey she just did a ballarina stomp.

by Cody5050 January 29, 2021