kpop stans

these bitchass mfks known as kpop stans be crazy I ain't havin that shit in my timeline

My kpop stans, nobody asked or cares

by salvo91able April 23, 2020

Status fail

When a facebook status has no comments or likes. The poster is likely to delete the status in order to salvage some pride

Loser kid gee i hate cold weather.
Mon 19:32
....
Random kid:
status fail
2 seconds ago

by jakethesnake47 April 21, 2010

Stanksgiving

Stanksgiving is the act of digesting and giving back the food one consumes after a large thanksgiving meal, in the bathroom. As this is one of the largest meals most individual's digestive systems will be presented in a given year, and often several multiples beyond what is normally demanded by an individual's average food-load, the overtaxed digestive processes do their best to accommodate, producing variable amounts of methane and solid matter in large abundance. The result is a truly offensive olfactory symphony, likely to startle the entire household regardless of size and location of restroom. The manufacturer of Stanksgiving often finds the aroma just as putrid as the remainder of the house guests, and can often be seen quickly and covertly exiting the restroom. If caught, the host of the Stanksgiving will likely lie profusely in attempt to skirt association with the event, and only in most rare circumstance, take ownership of said circumstance.

Vin: Man, I haven't eating like this in a year, I am stuffed beyond belief. I ate things I haven't eaten since I was a kid.

Steve: Looks like your Stanksgiving will be a thing of legend this year.

by Vennisonian November 27, 2012

Hon status

For the restaurant patron, this is a rare and exalted state of grace, typified by having one's own table that's always ready whenever you walk in. Those who have achieved this state do not have to order. The entire staff already knows what you like & exactly how you like it and they begin preparing it when they see you pull into the parking lot. The origin of this comes from scores of Midwestern waitresses who, in real life and a few bad sitcoms, call favored customers "Hon" which is a shortened version of "honey".

He must come here a lot. He's got Hon status.

by Heathentim April 16, 2008

facebook status

A facebook status is where whiny teenagers go to write about how they have 'lost all their friends' or about how their 2 day relationship ended. Many teenagers compain about "twelvies" post annoying statuses, when in actual fact, they are being a "twelvie" themselves. Adults don't really write much in their statuses. It is mostly annoying shared pictures.

"Ugh, i have to write a facebook status about how my boyfriend dumped me."

by meowo May 26, 2014

Dream Stans

People who are overtly obsessed sometimes sexually with the minecraft youtuber, Dream

Bro these fucking Dream stans tried to cancel Karl Jobst

by Ch1pR yuh April 3, 2021

stansberry

(verb) To act with douche bag qualities. (noun) A douche bag.

The principle of Mt. Olive High School is a stansberry and has very stansberry-like qualities. He is a douche bag.

by Aperture Labs December 14, 2008