my left stroke just went viral

Something Kendrick Lamar says in his song Humble.

If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk...
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral...

by isuukkk_kkk March 8, 2019

the last stroke

1. The final stroke of masturbation before orgasm.

2. The name for the last Jedi before it wad published.

3. The last stroke of the cock before death.

1. "My favorite stroke is the last stroke whats your favorite stroke Jimmy?"
2. "Yo Jim did you see how bad the last stroke was. It was a gay movie"
3. "Johnny had the last stroke on april fools day."

by Faggotpiss January 15, 2020

Tickle n’ stroke

The tickle n’ stroke is a very sexual activity to add to your sex night. This activity has a bit of explaining to do so read the whole definition.

The tickle n’ stroke is when a man begins to bring his hands to a girl’s tits, he will usually do a spider motion starting from the neck all the way down to her chest. The man will then begin to tickle her nipples passionately, this can take a few second for the female to get turned on. Where the stroking part comes in is when the male then begins to stroke the female’s pussy with his erect penis, you should do the tickling and the stroking at the same time for the best effect.

Guy 1: “yo, how was your night.“
Guy 2: “It was amazing, me and my gf did tickle n’ stroke.

by Urban perv 69 June 27, 2020

Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

smoke'n'sTroke

the act of smoking meth while masturbating. the capitalization of the letter 'T' is specifically indicative to the use of meth (or 'T'& also 'tina') being referenced to the reader by the author, as a form of "if you know, you know" code talk

"always down to smoke'n'sTroke!

by Anxious McQueen December 18, 2022

Having a Stroke

The act of jacking off.

My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024