squat

Makes your ass huge and turns on mr blake

Mr blake loves them squats!

by jameskoomey February 28, 2017

squat diddly

NOTHING

He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.

by Kolchak Jones March 8, 2017

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie with his bare butt and wiggles

Can you get the video of Steve doing a squat cobbler?

by JCohen175 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie for other people's sexual pleasure

"He's a squat cobbler!"

Squat cobbler??

"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."

by thewarrior1986 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

Fetish in which someon sits in a pie and wiggles around. There's usually a costume involved.

She didn't eat the pies, her boyfriend likes squat cobblers

by soxfan773 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

It's when a fully clothed man sits on a pie and wiggles his butt around. Can be categorized as a "Fetish".

Jimmy hid his squat cobbler videos in his secret compartment.

by CobblerSquatter September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

The act of squatting naked in a pie.

I just got off on watching Kim perform a squat cobbler. So sexy...

by BKTHNDR September 3, 2016