The Sprints

Having mud butt/diarrhea and immediately running to the bathroom to relieve yourself of the stomach demons. Another expression for the runs.

I had a 5-buck box from the bell for lunch and it gave me the sprints.

by meechuacon July 21, 2017

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mumbai sprint

When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants

Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints

Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!

by Squit master 404 October 10, 2017

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Cardio Sprintus

a condition in which a person runs at least 3 hours a day, maybe more, to stay healthy.

"Is he seriously running an extra lap?"

"Well, what do you expect? He has some severe cardio sprintus."

by inyourarea October 13, 2017

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When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.

Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.

by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017

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