splatapuss

Skunk On Yo Mama...OO That Smell.. YUCK

I smell splatapuss. Go take a shower girl.

by javajen October 29, 2004

splartar

the excess tartar sauce that falls onto a filet o fish wrapper when the sandwich is bit.

Mc D s went overboard. That splartar was larger that the whole sandwich

by RUDad January 30, 2010

Spartan's Law

A law stating that no matter the amount of alcohol ingested in drugs taken some movies were just meant to be terrible in every form of perception. Meet The Spartan's and Titanic for example.

*After walking out of the movie theatre*

Scottie: Okay so everyone remember's their cover stories right?
Becca: We didnt see the movie, you were at your sisters birthday party
Fabro: Right, and me and Becca were having drunken awkward sex at her house.

-Spartan's Law-

by Dre-Dubb-Mandemz May 20, 2010

Splat Nose

Noun. When someone's nose is large and right smack dab in the middle of their face.

Sound. If a person's nose made a sound, it would be SPLAT.

Adjective. A nose that is smashed a little.

John Krasinski, from the office, has a splat nose. It is RIGHT in the middle of his face.

by (:DatsRight:) May 20, 2011

Slart

When a generally slutty or whorish woman farts, and unintentionally squirts vaginal juices

Guy 1 "I was banging Borat yesterday, and that bitch slarted all over my tube snake"
Guy 2 "NICE!!!"

by rapethatpanda6911 June 21, 2011

this spartan life

A comic machinima talk show conducted in Halo 2, featuring guests from many fields.

Hello, and welcome to This Spartan Life. I'm your host, Damien Lacedamian ...

by Chromium24 September 3, 2008

split splat

Another word for jizz, cum, sperm. Usually used when describing giving a girl a facial.

1: Did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night?
2: Yea I pull out and split splated all over her face

by SilverFox87 February 18, 2010