Lint Spider

When lint falls out off your asscrack

“Jerry had lint spiders all up in him crack”

by Papertowelroll February 4, 2021

Spider milk

a massive dumbass user on discord

you are such a spider milk

by Spider Milk February 19, 2021

Spider Chin

When someone is not able to properly grow a beard, but they insist on not shaving. They have probably never shaved before either. The resulting few hairs have the appearance of the legs of a spider.

Look at Chris he's got such a spider chin.

by Garglesnarbin January 21, 2010

Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.

Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!

by The unit42 October 8, 2018

spider ride

Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.

Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.

by Not the real Charlie Chaplin September 30, 2015

spider pig

A pig trying to become a spider

Hey look at that SPIDER PIG
What are you talking about? Thats just a pig trying to be a spider.

by Inconclusive February 11, 2019

Spider-Man

Bryce. Just Bryce.

Bryce. Bryce is Spider-Man. Bryce.

by Asian Rady February 18, 2019