Hank Spank

Right before ejaculation while recieving oral sex the male

thunder claps the female on both ears and pulls out and runs away!

Last night I wanted to break up with my girlfriend so I gave her a Hank Spank and got the fuck out.

by The Hamburglar Lives May 17, 2010

Spank it bloody

An aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.

Jim: Sorry you couldn't hook up tonight at the club. Hang in there man you'll get past this dry spell.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.

by Tdwg February 21, 2009

Spank Me I'm Dirty Day

A holiday that is on March 28th every year. During "Spank Me I'm Dirty Day" most people tend to get muddy and wraunchy, and spank each others asses repetitively.

IM DIRTY SPANK ME, ITS SPANK ME I'M DIRTY DAY!!!!!

by potheadclauds January 5, 2012

Spanking

to hit someone or something forcefully with the flat inside part of your hand, producing a short, loud noise, especially as a way of punishing a child

I was naughty today daddy gave me a spanking 🤣🤣

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 1, 2020

spank juice

another word for semen

I sprayed spank juice all over her face and she liked it

by Coorslite82 May 7, 2011

the spank

Your routine internet habits. Checking your email accounts, Myspace, A couple funny jokes or whatever it is you do on the web. Then returning to your work, or whatever activites you should be doing on your computer.

Before I write this report, Im going to do the spank first.

Gary, why haven't you gotten your shit done yet? Sorry, Ive been doing the spank.

by Gary Simmerman September 5, 2008

ankle spankles

when your pants are to short for you and they spank your ankles as your walking.

heidi: wow that guys pants are so short theyre spanking his ankles!

elle: dang man, hes got a severe case of ankle spankles

by Elle M. July 28, 2006