Having a Britney Spears

Making drastic esthetical changes to your appearance after a traumatic and/or painful event

"what did Fabio do?"

"His girlfriend left him so he got a giant tattoo of a dragon on his back"

"He sure is having a Britney Spears"
"Yeah"

by Petomarzo November 6, 2020

Cheer spear

Massive long cock that when inserted makes the person cheer loudly

Dude I gave her the cheer spear last night and the cops got called for disturbing the peace.

by Doug axe December 21, 2024

spears-crazy

Wildly and publicly out of control. Typically descriptive of an out of control female's behavior.

That bitch was spears-crazy drunk! She fell off the porch and then wrecked two cars trying to drive home.

by E-DubW January 11, 2009

Tip of the spear

A polite way to call someone a bellend.

"You're a right tip of the spear, you are."

by BootsMouse March 1, 2024

Spear

Spear is the type of guy who will always be there for you. He won’t let some dumb bitches ruin his day. He’s thoughtful and caring but honestly couldn’t give a fuck about your problems but he’ll pretend to. He never fucks around with a girls feelings but he’s horny 24/7. Spear won’t hesitate to do the dumbest shit just to make his friends laugh. This guy will forever love and care for you as long as you show the same affection towards him. This man gets so high he’s on another planet some times! Spear is the hype at a party and will always light up the room as soon as he walks into it! If you find yourself a Spear don’t let him go. Cherish that shit!

Imma go chill with Spear!

by Speargarden April 12, 2020

spear princess

A highly flamboyant term used to describe an individual that likes being penetrated by rock hard rods including a spear used to kill moby dick. This person can also be identified if their name happens to be Nick Lehto aka the original spear princess.

Bartender: “Hey man what can I get you?”

Spear princess: “Yeah any shot I could try that spear princess?”

Bartender: “Sus!”

by Aladeen21 May 21, 2023

Britney spears

If you were Kevin Federline, would you really want the kind of fame or celebrity that comes from being with Britney Spears? That's like being one of the in crowd if the in crowd is the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, or New Kids on the Block. Why not get a Mickey Mouse tattoo so nobody will mess with you, to represent your membership in the Mickey Mouse Club.

The guy joined a gang called the looney tunes that smashed people's heads with anvils or pianos if they didnt have their money, and he did it all to impress Britney Spears, because if she thought he was nobody without her, it was a fact because what she thought was that much more important than what anyone else thought about anything.

by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020