Ms. Spears

A woman of great power, she’s the demon under your bed, if you even dare talk back to this woman you will die immediately

“Yo who’s that lady back there?”
“Her names Ms. Spears, I heard she’s a Demi god”
“Wow!”

by Daniela and Marco April 16, 2019

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spear wound

The act of one partner fucking another in their midriff hard enough to create a new hole, which a third partner then fucks.

Did you hear Janet got Hepatitis? Makes sense. That's what can happen when you get a spear wound run on you.

by Zelphair August 31, 2019

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girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.

oh there's bitney spears.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019

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Spear

Spear is the type of guy who will always be there for you. He won’t let some dumb bitches ruin his day. He’s thoughtful and caring but honestly couldn’t give a fuck about your problems but he’ll pretend to. He never fucks around with a girls feelings but he’s horny 24/7. Spear won’t hesitate to do the dumbest shit just to make his friends laugh. This guy will forever love and care for you as long as you show the same affection towards him. This man gets so high he’s on another planet some times! Spear is the hype at a party and will always light up the room as soon as he walks into it! If you find yourself a Spear don’t let him go. Cherish that shit!

Imma go chill with Spear!

by Speargarden April 12, 2020

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