smackerooni

Kiss planted on lips

I wanna smackerooni!!

by Chloeh10 September 14, 2013

nappy stacker

Person who shits his or her own pants on regular intervals quoting such phrases as "oh no not again". Usually creating entertainment among friends while the unfortunate victim resorts to forcing his fist up to try to hold in any remaining residue.

Michaels only gone and shit himself again the dirty nappy stacker.

by Michael Watson May 27, 2006

Smacker

A hundred dollar bill.So called because of all the juicey stufvf it can buy.

I had sex with five prostitutes last night.I paid for it with a smacker.

by Deep blue 2012 January 13, 2010

Spackertish

A funny way of calling a friend a spacker/spastic

Friend pushes a door that says pull
You: Lmao you silly spackertish

by Frish Face ;) November 3, 2009

spracker

moron/idiot/person of low intelligence

are you filming with the sprackers tomorrow, Col?

by Death Monk May 9, 2003

sprackermataterd

(Sprak-er-mer-tate-erd)1- the condition a tweeker (person who uses lots of methamphetamine) reaches when they have been up too long and /or many years worth of use which has now done permanent psychological damage. 2- whacked.

When Chip started talking to the little green men we knew he was totally sprackermataterd.

by Sharbiebarbie January 13, 2009

Spocker

When you spread your fingers like spock and stick you pinky and ring finger in the ass while your pointer and middle finger in the pussy

Last night i taught my girlfriend all about the Spocker.

by DRE B. January 1, 2010