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Social PPE

Personal Protective Equipment (PPE)for those suffering from Haphophobia (the fear of touching).
Friend 1: "Why does that girl wear a long-sleeved sweater even in the middle of summer?"

Friend 2: "It's Social PPE in case anyone tries to hug her."
by Esncoosne January 16, 2013
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social curmudgeon

A person, usually of an older generation, who complains on Facebook and through comments on blogs, about the youth of today being lazy and reliant on technology. This person may also make comments about past difficulties and how "easy" younger people have it.

In other words, someone who complains about youth and technology while using the same technology to beleaguer their intended target.
"My boss routinely acts as a social curmudgeon on blogs and Facebook, by posting comments about how lazy my generation is and how we 'probably don't even know how to use a pen'"
by Taitter June 22, 2012
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Social Lounge

A small, yet rather plan area at a college dorm. It is emtpy from morning until 10:00 p.m. Then, procrastinators all arrive with laptops to type papers. Also, ghetto students hook up their Xbox to play video games on the 50 inch TV. This room is usually equipped with vending machines and comfy chairs.
Let's go play 2k12 in the social lounge home slice!
by thecollegelife November 17, 2011
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Social Netjerking

1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.

2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!

2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
by KOZE KITTENZ September 22, 2011
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social reject

social rejects are people that are not accepted by society. they're usually people that are huge activists for a certain subjects. ex, someone who's openly supporting and forcing people to support a certain political party over another. people telling others to kill themselves because they don't share the same opinions. they're usually people who either can't take a joke, or get overly pressed and mad, for no reason.
person 1: "yo did yo see that girl commenting for some person to kill themselves because they didn't share the same opinion?"
person 2: "yeah, dude! what a social reject!"
by hatedfangirl1111 August 18, 2021
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Social Traveler

That guy that sat next to you on an airplane who tried to drum up conversations over the most awkward topics.
"So, where ya headed?"

"Same place you are. Why'd you ask?"

"Forgive me, I'm a bit of a social traveler."
by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022
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Social demon

Wow Emily is a social demon, she has so much energy and can talk to 1,000 people a day!
by Jokester9000 March 18, 2022
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