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Snail Slime

to leave a trail of cum on ones chest
Breh i left Snail Slime on her chest last night. Fackin BOSS
by CackBoss February 18, 2011
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Slimy juicy snail boner

number 15. wet juicy slime dimmer the number 1 source of slime in your ass. you can lick it, suck it, put it in your mouth. You can stuff it in your ass, and make it extra cummy bummy
wow Justins got a massive Slimy juicy snail boner
by Fuck_me_daddy69 😩 April 15, 2023
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The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.
“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”
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The snail

The snail is reffering to a common meme hipothetical, where you are proposed a deal:

Would you have a million dolars, and become imortal. in return, there is a snail that is also imortal, and is constantly chaseing you down till the ends of the earth, and if it ever touches you, you instantly die.

In the hipothetical, it's often implied that the snail is hiper intelegent.
(in the year 2197)
yeah dude, so that's how I became imort- OH SHIT! IT'S HERE! THE SNAIL IS HERE! FUCK! NONONO-
by QQQZZZJJJ April 14, 2025
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the snails

Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.
Time to take the snails for a long walk...
by Kronos Russo September 12, 2013
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Snail Trail

Snail Trail which is a sexual activity when the one partner shits on the other partners groin area, which then they proceed to slide back and forth creating what is to be called a Snail Trail.
"Yo man me and my girl tried the Snail Trail last night and that shit was fucking awesome, you gotta try it."

"Bro I heard that shit was gas I've gotta talk to my girl about performing the Snail Trail on me."
by FelchForLife84 March 18, 2023
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pappy snail

a man by the name of pete who is rather passive aggressive and very snail like in his little hermit ways
fucking pappy snail is being a real fuck head today
by bbuck nbfsgbnbteyhndb June 19, 2018
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