Boned Smile

The smile you get when you're around a friend who's mom, sister, or girlfriend you have boned (had sex with).

"I can't go around mike, I'll get a Boned Smile."

by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009

Smilé

(Smē-lay)

The act of pissing someone off so much they want to have sex with you

Someone smiléd my so much today.
I almost rejected it

by Smek👌🏻 February 13, 2017

Cody-size

A joint or a shot too big for human consumption.

"Let's roll a Cody-size."

by we tigers February 5, 2010

Conway Smile

Conway Smile is a type of fellatio whereby the teeth are employed to stimulate the penis. It is believed that people with big teeth are good at this.

I picked up a girl in a bar with big buck teeth, I wanted to take her home and hoped that she gave me a conway smile,

by Artichoke Boy June 7, 2016

German-Size

Highly sought after size that's larger than usual, but still maintains high quality and standards without compromise.
Serves as verb, noun and adjective.

Example 1:
"You guys slept together?"
"Yeah. He was German-Sized."
"I wish Peter was German-Sized. I want to German-Size our love."

Example 2:
"Do you want to upsize those bratwurst to German-Size?"

Example 3:
"I would like to German-Size all of these things."

Example 4:
The secret lyrics to what the Black Eyed Peas sang:
"Boy, I think about it every night and day, I'm addicted, wanna German-Size your love."

by mckat September 29, 2017

Mormon Smile

A smile that seem very genuine from a mormon, when you first see one of these you will be mesmerized and might fall in love. Little do you know though they give that same smile to everyone and for some reason it is very prevalent in mormons, it is a big wide smile, it's like you can see their pupils smiling themselves when they even grin very elated and proud. Do not trust it at all, I'm not sure why, but they have something to be celebrate every second. Especially if it's from that girl you like, no, she doesn't like you, yes. She gives that same smile to every guy, especially the guy passing on the street.

Tom: Ohmygodohmygodohmygod
Liam: What.
Tom: That girl, ally, when I said hey to her she gave me the biggest smile for a whole ten seconds.
Liam: Dude you know she's Mormon right?
Tom: Nah, what does that have to do with anything?
Liam: All mormon girls have that "Mormon Smile" thing, where they smile really big to everyone they notice, even if by some insane luck she did like you, do you really wanna be Mormon?
Tom: Pshh being mormon is probably like being Christian or Catholic, Imma shoot my shot.
Liam: Ok man don't come crying to me when you get rejected...
*** Tom ended up being led on by Ally and eventually got the truth that she doesn't like him after 10 years***

by ImSoNEW June 7, 2018

million-dollar smile

- Getting captured in the moment where time stops and all you can see is her(or him) smile and it melts your heart like ice on her hot body.
-a smile that a person gives you that makes you want to have sex with them a million times. in a row.

Him-"you have that million-dollar smile gurrrl."
Her-"ummm.thanks?"
Him"yeah, Fo sho ,baybee"

by venombites August 7, 2011