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The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.
Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.
by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021
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Slippery slippery slugs

When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.
Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline

Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”
by The_see-er September 7, 2021
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Slippery slam slut

The slippery slam slut is the female who knowingly portrayed herself as the loving caring devoted woman of your dreams, when she has her magic slut dust blinding you she is sneaking and sleeping around with the local swine slammer.
Wow Gail i never ever thought that you would be caught with a swine slammer like Corey, you're sneaky cheating game was so good I never thought you would cheat on me;which makes you the slippery slam slut
by Longfat Cock4datass February 18, 2022
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Slippery dickory doc

The you’re fucking a girl from behind standing up and she cums all over the hardwood floor , and you slip in the cum and get injured.
She likes the slippery dickory dock ,but last time I about broke my ankle!
by Doc Cook August 9, 2021
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Slippery

When you are sauced.

Words slip. You slip. Your drink slips. You are slippery.
Damn bro, brendan is lookin hella slippery right now.
by Durdak-Tom August 16, 2021
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Slippery Brick

Approaching someone from behind, grabbing & pulling your cock up so the balls elevate with it, then straddling & dragging your dank ballsack across someone's shoulder.
Richard pissed me off, so I gave him a slippery brick
by Kommissar August 24, 2021
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slippery bug

"...and he wants to stick it in the slippery bug" --Marshal Sodomy
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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