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slick as snot on a doorknob 

Very slick indeed.
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass
Impressed Socialite #1:"I say, did you see how William butt-fucked that bunny-rabbit without soiling his cummerbund or spilling his green tea?
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."
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slick biscuit

The art of enjoying the taste and scent of your womans vagina after sleeping off a long night, or day of intense sex. Applying your mouth and tongue to her womanhood and taking in the flavor of the residue.
We fucked for hours. I woke up first and had to give her a slick biscuit until the flavor was gone and then penetrated her again and busted another nutt, balls deep against her cervix.
slick biscuit by The Cornhole King January 18, 2005

Lion Slicer 

A weird word from the lyrics of Colony of Birchmen off of Mastodon's 2006 album Blood Mountain
Seems however I'm a victim of circumstance

Hunt for ogres and dwarves

Lion slicer
Lion Slicer by blacktooth100proof February 25, 2010

slick kitty

1.) Vagina or pussy; used as a compliment, 2.) Aroused female genitalia, i.e. wet pussy
1. That stripper sure has one slick kitty.
2. You have a really slick kitty; my fingers are soaked!

Spades Slick 

A short, angry asshole with a love of stabs and dogs, and a burning hatred for clocks and green men.
Spades Slick, fearsome and malevolent. Also known as "insufferable prick".
Spades Slick by insidiousCandycorn October 30, 2016

slicecock decision 

A slicecock decision is a situation that is so difficult that it is like getting your cock sliced in two.
Should I screw Jenny or Jane?

Man, that is one slicecock decision!
slicecock decision by Burt Johnson September 18, 2007

Jizz Slick 

Creamy white or off white film found floating on top of water found in bathtubs, whirlpools, party coves, and most commonly hot tubs
Ervis: Bro lets get in the hot tub dude
Drago: Nahh man theres a pretty gnarly jizz slick in there from Vinny last night
Jizz Slick by Chawwee3 January 3, 2011