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chronically single 

when oneself is either unable to form relationships with the opposite sex or is rejected to the point they just want to be single to stay happy. Many people who are chronically single are either agressive gamers, drug or alcohol abusers, or loners but is not limited to those.
Girl 1: WHtas the deal with that boy? He looks like he could just die but he's at all those parties.

Girl 2: He's chronically single.

Girl 1: Ohhh I see. Poor guy, what could of caused it?
chronically single by theColonel94 February 5, 2010
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Big single

When u or someone is wanting a boyfriend/girlfriend and they have been single for a long time
Hmu I'm big single
Big single by Bj GB . Ml December 6, 2018

Long term single 

A guy who's gonna be single for a long time.
That guy is long term single.
Long term single by Solid Mantis September 20, 2018

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle 

Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time
I just got a match on Tinder!

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle!

Kraft Single

An older gentleman who pays for a hand job as part of his massage
I ordered a Kraft Single from the Asian Orchid

National Single Day

National Single Day is on September the 21st so enjoy it single peopless
"omg I'm single and it's national single dayyyy"
National Single Day by We AnOnYmOuS September 30, 2019

Why am I single?

A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.
Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan