agents of secret stuff

An association called A.S.S. or Agents of secret stuff. This is also a short film directed by wongfuproductions on YouTube.

"Watch out for those Agents of Secret Stuff!"

by Apex Predator Claude January 5, 2014

East coast hardcore real stuff

A term coined by Andy Parry of the Line Traveling Circus to describe the unpredictable or imperfect skiing conditions of the east coast of America. Also can be used to describe other extreme sports like longboarding/skateboarding or surfing.

Andy Parry - "It's not powder, it's not steep and deep, it's not Alta man, it's like east coast hardcore real stuff... ...man."

by Torque_Lewith April 12, 2014

two cups stuffed

Two Styrofoam cups stacked one inside another containing Codeine Cough Syrup and Sprite.

My "two cups stuffed" last night cause me to be really tried this morning.

by Skicky Buds April 7, 2015

A Solitaire Shuffle

An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.

First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.

'Hey Mikael, what are you doing under that blanket? Are you having 'A Solitaire Shuffle'?'

by Ipcress March 7, 2016

Toilet bowl shuffle

Shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that's holding on precariously to your butthole.

That was a close one Pete, I thought I was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until I got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet bowl shuffle.

by Dillon The Sweaty Eskimo July 19, 2017

shit town shuffle

A drinking session generally ending painfully or with ignominy and mainly situated in back street pubs populated by imbeciles and pensioners with no friends or social skills,usually situated in ,but not exclusive to ,dreadful , hasbeen seaside towns of which there are many in the U.K.,
Commonly abbreviated to S.T.S.

I suppose I shall spend my bank holiday doing the shit town shuffle

by RH BARON OF COBHOLM August 31, 2017

Kit-Kat Shuffle

Female Masturbation Technique involving the 4 fingers.

HORNY WIFE: Right hubby, I'm off to bed to watch my Magic Mike DVD and to have a quick kit-kat shuffle.
BORED HUSBAND: ok dear... shruggsville

by Lolly Lukas June 14, 2018