dumb ship

The safe way of saying "dumb shit" near others.

Tom: Steve, you're a dumb ship.
Steve: What?
Tom: Exactly.

by Less Awesome Than You January 4, 2011

cruise ship it

To shove an unrealisticly sized sex toy up the butthole

Can we cruise ship it tonight?

by some other pseudonym January 19, 2016

Fnaf Ship

If you expect this to be boat related stuff, you need to get off the website right NOW.
Fnaf shipping is a cringe thing 8 year olds did from 2014 to this day.
Basically it’s based around the thought of two FNAF characters having a relationship, mostly being sexual.
If you do this stuff and expected a positive comment, you need to touch some grass.

Me: “Hey you! Have you heard of fnaf?”
Neighbour: “🤓oh my god!! i love that! who’s you favourite Fnaf Ship? mine is-
Me: *doom music starts playing*

by JohnnyMcGood August 2, 2023

ship

a word used to refer to two people(usually fictional) that should date or are dating.

Person 1: Omg jj and emily should date, I ship them so much!

Person 2: Exactly!

Person 3: Honestly, I ship jj and spencer

Person 1 and 2: ew get out.

by criminalmindslvr February 6, 2022

Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs

"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"

by Piel Ling October 27, 2009

ship master

A person who can ship people quickly and is almost always correct about da ship

I am da best ship master

by Random perosn February 26, 2019

bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 4, 2023