Single's day

All boys who are single go up to a girl that is single and say happy single's day ask them out on a date (your paying) and you might find the love of your life

Olivia happy single's day would you like to go on a date with me, Sure Andrew.

by Teen shizz August 30, 2019

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

Shiggle

1. One who is committing the act of shitting and giggling at the same time.

2. One who masturbates in excess.

Follow either of these with "TO THE MAX!" for added effect.

1. Dude, I got your text message while on the can and shiggled for about 10 minutes.

2. Since being on house arrest you have become a massive shiggler.

by Pink lederhosen March 22, 2010

shingled

to get drunk, hammered

man, last night i got really shingled

by alexander benjamin August 9, 2005

shindlers

In an advanced state of refreshment.
Shindlers list-pissed

I don't know how i got home last night, i was fucking shindlers

by Phil hebden September 24, 2004

shangled

To have benefited disproportionately from location. Or to be generally just wrong.

That piece of artwork is Shangled.

by tonezirptra October 10, 2011

single

Adjective:
1. Indicates that something is one, as opposed to two or more. Contrasts with double, triple.
2. Not currently in a relationship

Noun:
1. Something that is only one, as opposed to two or more.
2. A person who is not currently in a relationship.
3. A room, as in a college, for one person.
4. The standard, 4-panel mode in DDR.

Verb:

1. To isolate. Used in the expression "to single out."

I'll have a single scoop of ice cream.

by Dellsareslow October 11, 2012