Shine Hump

verb. When a person of infinately shiny and greasy proportions proceeds to dry hump you, making you oily in the process.

"Dude, you just got shine humped by Sara Kim, go kill yourself."

by Operation LOLOL February 19, 2008

shine

A disease (not unlike leprosy) in which the genitalia of a man shines like a glistening ocean immediately before it falls off.

John: Dude, that chick totally gave me the shine.

Robert: Wow, man. I only have The Jack

by condenser June 2, 2011

Shine

A loser...a true bitch
The queen of bitchland...a real weirdo, unlike any other and jus an all-around bitch

Damn that Shine is a bitch!

by babu thomas November 21, 2003

monkey shiner

A miscrient person of dubious racial background who is frequently turning his man shaft black pink black pink black pink white.

The monkey shiner is A cronic masterbater..

by manmountains March 2, 2014

shine boy

A boy who simply shines. Shine on, shine boy.

"Mom, why am I so shiny? I can never play manhunt because all the other boys can see me!"
"That is just the way God made you, Shine Boy."

by Shine Boy October 30, 2013

Shinesty

It’s like when you pay $5 to get into an unknown venue, and the cashier double high fives you and tells you “go suck today’s dick.” It makes your day.

I’m having the Shinesty day ever.

by lilakay December 28, 2021

Shinesty

The sparkle in your eyes one gets when their balls are fully supported.

“Did you see Stan? He’s totally feeling shinesty today. You can see it in his eyes”.

“Yea, he’s totally Scrotes-ma-goats.”

by Tick Tock December 28, 2021