Mathias Grim God of Shank

An all mighty man that can strike down anyone with the tip of his finger. Hope to god (wait he is your god) you never cross paths with a Mathias.

Everbody: Nice to meet you, what’s your name?
Mathias: Mathias
Everbody: oh god no, Mathias Grim God of Shank
Mathias: I am your god

by It’s me “your god” of course March 22, 2019

you shanked my jangaship

See Homesar and you shanked my jangaship! for a full listing.

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Bukake shank combi surprise

For one or several male(s) to ejaculate in a glass cup, then break the cup and use it to shank somebody, the surprise is that nobody will see it coming.

When Roy was rejected by that girl in the club, he proceeded to prepare and administer a bukake shank combi surprise to said girl.

by Plug3 April 23, 2011

Open ass face shank

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.

Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.

by Theßeave October 17, 2011

come down my ends you get bear shanked

this is a complex road man phrase only to be use when you are going on level 30 road man

come down my ends means if you come to my area

and you get bear shanked means if you go their they will stab you

hard man levl 24: you wan'na fight bruv

road man levl 30: come down my ends you get bear shanked

by road man cory October 11, 2018

Raw shank

Bareback prison ass rape

Johnny's cell mate was acting up so Johnny had to give him the raw shank to settle his ass down.

by 5757bagodicks July 27, 2017

Shanks

Shanks is out of this world with beauty and kindness. she is the kind of person anyone would be very lucky to meet much less be her boyfriend. Her looks are stunning her beauty will leave you breathless. She the Realest person you will ever come across. She is resilient very tough emotionally and physically, she don't talk about her problems instead I she keeps them inside and wants you to address them that way she knows she that you care about her she's paying attention at all times believe me she wants you to ask the questions to show her you've been paying attention she wants you to address issues she hasn't brought up to show you you actually care about her and that you love her she won't sit there she will play dumb yes she is not dumb no so if you think you're getting over on her there is no way and if I find out you getting over on her then it's over for you anywayso don't mess at all with my Shanks is not easy to read she's a very deep person very intelligent very smart very kind she's the type of person that you would want to be with for life she is not mean she is real one of the realest no I would say the realist person that I've ever met she'll make you feel it think about that that's what I call love you know anybody can say they love you you know that could be fake when Shanks talks to you if you pay attention you can tell she loves you cuz she's not putting you down she's trying to figure out if she should give her heart to you or not get that much involved

Shanks is out of this world, phenomenal, and the best girlfriend someone could ever have hanks is the best resilient

by Creeper121 February 4, 2023