sexual jackpot

refers to the act of finding a drunk unsuspecting woman who has just been blown off by her boyfriend. This woman is so pissed that she takes revenge on her boyfirend by fucking the next guy she sees.

see that douchebag over there? He is about to hit the sexual jackpot!

by Andy Bobich January 2, 2009

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sexual tension

naruto shippuden ending 6

the sexual tension between naruto and sasuke

by yinsu February 5, 2021

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sexual napalm

1. Jessica Simpson
2. What Tiger Woods wishes his wife was.
3. A hot tasty biaatch who is insatiable in the sack.

CNN: It has been clarified by scientists that the massive fireball reported in the midwestern sky was just Jessica Simpson on a manhunt. She emitted almost radioactive levels of sexual napalm.

Dude 1: "Dude, I've been working out at the gym, taking Viagra, eating right; you know, like eating my veggies and stuff. But I still can't keep up with her.
Dude 2: "Dude, she must be like what you call sexual napalm!"
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm like gonna give her Tiger Woods' number"

by Das Wunderkind April 16, 2010

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sexual spatula

a person who is able to (at least temporarily) change another person's sexual preference; a person capable of "turning" another person

Jenn saw a hot guy at the gay club and desperately wanted to be his sexual spatula.

by Brad C. February 4, 2004

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sexual tension

when people like each other but cant go out for various reasons

Char and Dom have major sexual tension :P

by misslippy January 2, 2010

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Sexual Pervert

A person on myspace who becomes friends with girls and then meets them and rapes them in dark allys.

While driving in the car, a grandmother finds out that her granddaughter went to meet Nick, a guy she met online.

"He could have been a... a sexual... pervert!"
"I think you mean sexual preditor, not sexual pervert, Mimi."

by Andev August 3, 2007

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