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A website in which many use but IS CRAWLING WITH BULLSHIT 6 YEAR OLDS THAT ONLY PLAY POPULAR GAMES AND US OLD GOOD CODERS EGT NO ATTENTION FROM THWE BULLSHIT KIDS THAT JUST CLICK ON THE FIRST GAME THY SEE
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scratend

1. Literally, another word for the head of a penis.
2. A chavvy insult, equivalent to jebend or bellend
"Fuck off ya scratend!"
by Andrew Gallimore June 11, 2006
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Secret Service

When taking a female from behind, you pull out and spit on her back, then as she looks back you ejaculate in her ear causing her to put her hand up to her ear like a secret service agent covering his earpiece.
by Justin G May 12, 2004
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Secret Peter

A Person, usually a woman, who you are in love with, yet he/she doesn't know it.
"So you like Stephanie then?"
"Yes, she's my Secret Peter"
by English Language Contributer February 9, 2010
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Scrat

A slang term(most prominently in Leeds/West Yorkshire) for the recreational drug MCAT aka 'Mephedrone' - Originally a legal(yet VERY potent) high, which first started appearing in the UK around 2008, but by April 2010 it had become classified as an illegal substance in the UK. Other names for scrat include Meow Meow, Bubble, M-Smack, or if you're from London 'drone'

The potency of Scrat has slowly declined over the years, however the smell it omits is very much as flavoursome as it was in the old days... sometimes a very stale 'pissy' kind of smell, that you got in the old fashioned public gents loos with yellow balls in the urinal! - never use your bank card when racking up a slug with your pals, as if the slightest molecule of Scrat gets in your purse or wallet then you can't get shut of the fucking pong and all your work colleagues and family will know you are a wreck head!
1st guy: I don't get paid until the 29th so I can't afford any coke!

2nd guy: Why don't you buy an eighth of scrat?
by Sprout Master Damo June 10, 2015
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Secret Emeritus

To Die and retire from Public life retaining the Praise, Honor, and Glory received while alive and passing that spiritual gift to posterity. To teach and learn in the spirit of your father. A well-hidden scholarship program created by successfully targeting and hacking selected sites with the suffix .edu AKA top-secret GI bill.
I learned Blackberry horticulture at OSU.edu for free using the top-secret Gi bill known as Secret Emeritus. Now I can start a Blackberry Pickers labor union.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
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Nigger scratch

Bad graffiti, such as that thrown up by a gangmember with no talent.
"Man! Look at all that nigger scratch on your wall!"
"I know, I need to get some Mexicans in here that care about their art."

"Looks like 2-Loc put up more nigger scratch on your property again"
by Sqquirrel August 19, 2013
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