Second-hand Embarassment

The uncomfortable feeling you get from the embarassment that the person whom is embarassing themselves should be feeling, but isnt, perhaps because of being:
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance

c. Socially retarded

Dude, I had the worst second-hand embarassment for Dennis the other night. He was singing a Phil Collins song from Tarzan to the bartender.

by Pheeya August 6, 2010

Seoyun

A girl who is pretty and she knows it. Likes to be social and go on lots of outings and have fun. Flirty and funny, her laughter is contagious. Usually has lots of money and loves to go to the mall with others and manages to find the best things on the shelves since she has a great sense of fashion. If you get to know a Seoyun on a personal level, your lucky. Seoyun's are secretive and like to hide their true personality. If you know a Seoyun, you are lucky.

Girl 1: "Wow, she looks so popular! Look how many friends she brought to the mall!"
Girl 2: "I know right? I wish I was her friend!"
Girl 1: "She is so pretty. She looks like a Seoyun!"

by FriendlyFry August 10, 2019

Second-hand stupid

The feeling that you are getting dumber by the minute, not from the beer, but from the stupid person near you that won't shut up.

"The second-hand stupid from Billy's girlfriend is frying my brain. I can't think anymore."

by Nostradumbass11 January 8, 2010

Second hand porn

Porn that has been previously used by someone you know, which is then given or referred to you.

Neil: "Yo man, I jerked a big one to this girl that was Mexican or some kind of Spanish! You gotta peeps it!"

Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"

by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011

Second Hand Swagger

Swagger that you get because either you are with someone that's got swag, or from borrowing someone's clothing or accessories that gets your swag on.

1. Sally: Whoa, Alex, I never thought you were very cool, but after seeing you and Soulja Boy together, I have to admit, you've got swagger!

Alex: Thanks, but its mostly second hand swagger.

2. Alex: Hey Soulja Boy, could i borrow some bling bling? I need to impress some ladies at the mall tonight with my swagger.

Soulja Boy: Sure man! Get your second hand swagger on!

by dylankunming July 2, 2011

ten second tap

When receiving oral sex it is a common courtesy to let the woman know that you are close to orgasm, so she doesn't blind herself or choke to death on your seed...

"Are you still seeing Sloop??"

"I don't think so; I failed to give her the ten second tap last weekend and she hasn't returned my calls since then"

"Bummer"

by Smiling Irish Mike April 4, 2008

3 Second Weed Rule

Hold your pot smoke for 3 seconds and exhale, because science bitches. According to Steve Liebke’s 2001 ‘A Cannabis User’s Harm Reduction Handbook,’ “Take small, shallow tokes or pulls. About 95% of THC in cannabis smoke is absorbed in the first few seconds so breath holding is quite pointless. All it really achieves is a far greater amount of tar being deposited in the lungs.”

Dude puff pass pass, your harshing the 3 Second Weed Rule noobie.

by bostonjerk June 5, 2014