Sword husband

An attractive mature male who exudes sex appeal, usually with shoulder length brown hair, the likes of which are seen in the characters like Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings saga and Sirius Black in the Harry Potter series. He is masculine, protective, scruffy, grimy, rough and an unattainable sexual fantasy.

I need a sword husband like Aragorn.

Did you see Sirius Black in Harry Potter he is such a sword husband.

If he was my sword husband he could ride me like a knight on a horse anytime.

by wordporn666 January 27, 2022

Hot Sword Syndrome (HSS)

That jolt in your taint that feels like someone shoved a hot sword up your ass

Last night I was driving and lost control of the car after a bout of Hot Sword Syndrome (HSS).

by lickmed February 9, 2025

The Sword of Gryffindor

When she’s packing more than just Harry Potter’s wand under her robe.

She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.

by Dick Onchin March 9, 2024

Queen of Swords

A neologism meant to denote a woman (often cisgender) with a sexual desire to be used and dominated by transgender women (sometimes exclusively), much like Queen of Spades or Queen of Hearts.

See also:
King of Swords
Jack of Swords

I'm a queen of swords, I'm ready to give myself completely to trans women to be made into a cum dumpster in front of my cissy boyfriend.

by Aelwen April 30, 2024

The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.

Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

by Ring pirate June 13, 2018

Plot Sword

A character being killed in an anticlimactic way because the plot demands it. The polar opposite of plot armor, where a character survives despite all odds because the plot demands it. Also known as dropped a bridge on him.

Person 1: How did a horde of rotting corpses manage to take out an army of heavily armed soldiers?
Person 2: I dunno? Plot sword?

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

3 Sword Style

the act of jerking off two guys, one in each hand, while sucking off a third guy.

Zoro had his mouth and hands full giving Luffy, Sanji, and Franky the 3 Sword Style!

by Hobner August 22, 2024