Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.

Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"

by Hym Iam September 25, 2023

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I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

When you act so childish to someone not supporting you, you become Donald Trump.

Taylor Swift: I endorse Kamala Harris
Donald Trump: I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

by nb21-rz2k September 24, 2024

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Megan Swift

A person who is very rich and stupid.

“Ugh don’t be a Megan Swift”

by 110’s pull a madness June 3, 2020

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Taylor swift

Taylor swift is a miserable capitalistic white trash cunt who can't let any other artist have their moment, she'll just go ahead and release the 300th version of her milquetoast reheated leftover piece of shit album jack antonoff wrote for her and her garbage brain dead fans will lap her vomit up like the idiotic imbeciles they are.

I hope Taylor swift's plane catches fire with her inside! 🥰🥰🥰

by Jealousnick May 23, 2024

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Tay Swift

'Tay Swift' is a term you can use for someone who wants nothing to do with Spotify.

I listen to iTunes, because I'm a Tay Swift.

by Señor_Pablo67 November 29, 2016

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Taylor Swifting

When a person starts dating another person, says they are in love after a short while, breaks up with them shortly after, and continues to repeat the cycle. For reference see: Taylor Swift dating life.

Guy 1: Dude, Brent was in love with Becky last week and now he's saying she did him dirty and he's in love with Katy.
Guy 2: Bruh, Brent is Taylor Swifting.

by Bruce Evans December 28, 2017

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