Tony- "Oh my god i gave this girl the worst yellow surprise, i was drinking coors light all day."
Bob- "Dude same, my girlfriend flipped shit."
Bob- "Dude same, my girlfriend flipped shit."
by Madonna Is Hott. April 28, 2010

"that bitch gave me the subway surprise last night"
"I have an oily stool similar to that of pizza grease in my belly button from that subway surprise"
"I have an oily stool similar to that of pizza grease in my belly button from that subway surprise"
by tunafart February 9, 2009

When two guys are double penetrating a girls vagina the guy who is doing her doggy style slips out and sticks it in her ass. But you have to have a camera to see her face.
by meatnormous August 7, 2006

The accidental act of giving a woman oral sex, unknowingly right after your friend just fucked and came inside of her
by Braydeld February 19, 2015

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

When your ex-girlfriend wakes you up in the morning dressed as a ninja, afterwards she steals your morning paper. Actually no one knows why, she can't read anyway.
E: Dude, i got a japanese surprise this morning.
A: I hope she didn't wore a headband with the word ninja printed on it?
A: I hope she didn't wore a headband with the word ninja printed on it?
by Antonbabusja March 16, 2008

by woopwoop88 August 10, 2009
