scratch and sniff

A technique used when pulling a member of the opposite sex before u give head or cunnilingus to find out about their personal hygiene.

'I had a scratch and sniff of her b4 i went down on her'

by Seth is a geek but we love him April 18, 2005

safety sniff

Fingering a girl quickly, then smelling your finger to verify if it is safe to go down on her or run for the hills.

Thank God I did a safety sniff, I pulled it out, drug it across my nose and puked right in the bitches face. Had my face been any closer to her diseased hell hole I probably would have drowned on my own puke, what a whore-hound.

by Matthew Brueggen March 25, 2006

slippy stiffy flapping

Combining Viagra and Red Bull to increase sexual performance and stamina. Then creating a small retaining pond with a bed by rolling up blankets and placing them near the edges of the bed and then laying plastic over it so liquid won't run out. Then filling the small pond with several bottles of baby oil and stiffy flapping in the home made pond of oil.

Slippy stiffy flapping with that Victorias Secret model last night was the greatest night of my life.

by JakeMontana February 12, 2017

Stiffolis

(n.) A condition of the male reproductive organ that causes extreme pain when urinating, orgasming, or becoming erect. Caused by lack of soap on ones genitals for an extended period of time. Most often transmitted from females with infested genitals to males who are too intoxicated to make intelligent decisions. Only one cure is known, Chechnyan Deuche

Ray got his fuck on with that one bitch Reeta last night and is sure to have caught the stiffolis.

by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006

Sniffers Bridge

A term used to define the region of flesh that spans between the pink and the stink of a female body.

(approximately 10mm)

what did you get upto last night?
took her back to mine and she let me cross sniffers bridge.

by BlGBUCK April 21, 2009

ball sniffer

One who likes sniffing lots and lots of balls!

Brian is a real big ball sniffer!!!

by ballsnifferbrain March 5, 2011

stiffie steve

Probably one of the most unusual and most interesting personality types you will ever find. The Stiffie Steve (Stifferific Steve as it's known in scientific terms), has been described as being similar to a dog with it's pink thing hanging out. By this, we mean that a Stiffie Steve will generally hump anything that isn't nailed down.

Stiffie Steve's natural habitat is club X (porn store). The centralised locations of these stores have been advantageous to the survival of Stiffie Steve.

"Dammit Stiffie Steve, get your tool out of my sister!"
"For the last time, if you're going to make a mess on my couch Stiffie Steve, you're not staying over again..."
"Didn't you already have a wank like 5 minutes ago Stiffie Steve?"

by StiffieSteve May 29, 2008