speed trump

A distraction that is so small that it is not worth thinking about.

These economic stats the GOP are touting are a speed trump; there is nothing unique about the economic growth under Donald Trump.

by smjgJsbjgsm August 5, 2018

speed strip

Playing the card game speed and removing a piece of clothing each time the a player loses a round.

We played speed strip last night. Best tits I’ve ever seen.

by _maxford July 13, 2019

Speed bag

The act of fucking a girl's face rapidly with her laying on her back on the bed and her head hanging off the side similar to a tea bag the testicles hitting her eyes very rapidly.

I'm going to speed bag Jenny tonight.

by Hoey34 April 12, 2017

Speed bumps

Slang for tiny tits.

Sarah's tits were so tiny when fucked her, they were smaller than speed bumps.

by ex_lax70 February 14, 2018

Speed Weed

THC juice vaporized in a meth pipe because you burnt the coil on your cart you payed 30 bucks for

"Use a wrench to open the cart and pour the juice in here"
"You got a torch lighter?"
"We call this Speed Weed"

by Honted tonk July 5, 2020

Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011

need for speed

the physical addiction/need for crystal meth (speed)
a reference to the racing video game

guy #1 at punk rock show: dude, look at that drummer's arms move.
guy #2 at punk rock show: yeah man, he's obviously got a crazy need for speed.

by the ianator August 26, 2007