by QuefingItReal February 6, 2010
Get the Snow Flashmug. Long ago a great dragon gave birth to the Han master race. As members of the Han rose to power and one of these was a princess of unparalleled beauty and destined to produce superior offspring beyond anything imaginable but on a outing observing the beauty of the ocean her ship was thrown into a mighty a storm. She only survived but she never forgot her people were born of the great ancient dragon and refused to be humiliated again. She ventured into the mountains of the island and found beautiful hot springs. As she happily ran to the spring to bathe a pack of growling beasts attacked her, As nightfall came she was forced to breed with these savages and her screams faded into the night. A creature was born and the once proud daughter of the dragon looked into the eyes of the creature she birthed and uttered two words " Snow Ape ", thus the japanese people were born. Although the Snow Ape people are half savage ape they do possess a small amount of dragon ancestry which civilized them to a small degree. The japanese should never forget their heritage and place below the mighty Han master race but they should feel proud to not be complete savages and remember with their limited intelligence they can still serve a greater purpose to their masters the Han Chinese. Everytime a Snow Ape looks into the distance out into the ocean he or she remembers their place and to be thankful a daughter of the dragon came to their island long ago.
Man 1: Hey man look how hot that woman is. Man 2: Bruh that's a snow ape, they are half princess but also half scum so be careful bro.
by Superior Han teacher February 18, 2021
Get the Snow Apemug. by JadaCuntly July 29, 2014
Get the Snow Sistersmug. by Tenken August 26, 2007
Get the snow chainsmug. A complete and utter mush of your brain as soon as you see snow falling. Full effect happens when at least 2 inches of the white stuff is on the ground and you can play. Snow brain takes over all thoughts and ensures you forget everything you should be doing and forces you to get excited about rolling about in it. Often affects children and diminishes as you get older, but not always. Often affects men more than women. Women equivalent is baby brain.
Look! Look!! It's snowing!!! I'm so excited!!! I can't think of a thing else! I have to go! I have snow brain!
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
Get the Snow Brainmug. a dank ass weed with light blue coloration
may be covered in white snowflake like clusters of thc
some of the best weed around
may be covered in white snowflake like clusters of thc
some of the best weed around
dylan: yo homie dat shiz the dank
matt: yeah my homeslice i smoke is the blue now
micheal: yo dis shit is the caveman snow
matt: yeah my homeslice i smoke is the blue now
micheal: yo dis shit is the caveman snow
by icecoldmatt December 8, 2007
Get the caveman snowmug. "A bitter chill from shoveling snow, hustling blow and ecstasy pills to pay electricity bills." Apathy - the winter
by dick shunary February 7, 2009
Get the shoveling snowmug.