Swiffer wet jet

The ultimate form of a duster.

Adam sucks so much at hockey he's such a swiffer wet jet.

by swifferwetjet1 February 20, 2011

stiffly stifferson

A person who isn't keen to light-hearted or fun jokes. More specifically, pranks.

I put rat poison in my boss' coffee and he got mad at me. What a Stiffly Stifferson.

by Jablonsky May 22, 2004

Skiffer

A cool girl with multiple and indisputable life skills.

Did you see how she handled herself?! Woaah?! She is a major skiffer!

by dee ess January 4, 2010

diaper sniffers

obsessive parent/parents regarding their child's health & safety.

parents now a days are forced by law to be diaper sniffers.

by jimbo tx May 29, 2015

snifferlicious

something that you smell that makes you want to eat it, ie: fresh baked bread, hot apple pie.
anything that upon smelling awakens a hunger.
also, a good smelling girl.

"I was at the club last night and this snifferlicious girl came and ordered a sex on the beach"

" I was just walking past KFC, and even though I hate that shit, it's still snifferlicious".

by Saajin March 13, 2010

Swiffer Swivel Sweeper

When a girl gives exceptionally good oral sex.

Damn, she touchin places i didn't know existed. She must got that Swiffer Swivel Sweeper or somethin!

by uhgoiajoijdfaoi September 25, 2009

Sniffari

Combination of the words "sniff" and "safari". It occurs when your dog wants to take up the entire day to sniff every blade of grass in the neighborhood on their walk.

Daisy, we don't have time for an 18 hour sniffari! Hurry up and peepee!!

by BDX13 September 9, 2015