shit yer snatch

To completely overreact to a situation. Obviously meant to apply to women but doubly effective when applied to a man, implying they are, in fact, actually a woman.

Thomas: We're going to be late again! We have to leave and you're still sorting mail and need a wash!

Percy: Ok, don't shit yer snatch! The fat controller can wait two minutes!

by ctrlU October 20, 2010

Senor Snatch

Title given one that is skilled in the ways of cunniling(eating out). Only the best of the best are given this title and one must know every known technique there is to cunnniling.

They call him senor snatch because he is the best when it comes to cunniling.

by Senor Snatch56 March 18, 2007

pumpkin snatch

When a puss is fucked so hard that it is swollen like a pumpkin

After the gang-bang josie had pumpkin snatch

by james smithmyer April 7, 2008

Doody Snatch

1) Doody Snatch refers to a gay man's rectum. Specifically referring to the man who receive's asshole. The term is derived from the term given to a female's vagina, snatch.

2) A rectum in general.

His doody snatch was in my face and I almost hurled

by poopiedeloopie August 23, 2008

donkey-snatch

When you take something that isn't yours; or, someone who receives something that they didn't earn.

"Hugo just donkey-snatched that girls purse"

"Sara is such a donkey-snatch; she slept with the professor to get a 4.0"

by R.T. Custard April 21, 2010

Trail snatch

Pussy of any kind (hot, ugly, young, old, bushy, clean, sweet or stanky) or combination of the above encountered upon hiking trails in the backcountry.

Man 1 - I'm so horny i'd go for any trail snatch we can find.
Man 2 - Word.

by Porkys PTA August 8, 2010

field snatch

Vagina that's a bit rough due to not washing. Often paired with a mild odor. Common in camping scenarios or other conditions where access to cleaning options are unavailable.

field snatch

by Fishy detective November 14, 2013