Using as much cologne as you can to mask your B.O and or any bad smell you may have accumulated throughout the night or day
Bro, I smelled so bad this morning but didn’t have time to shower, so instead I had to take an Albanian shower.
by TinyPocketRocket April 6, 2020
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Get the poopy shower mug.- How was the end of your birthday night?
- It was great! But then I rode home and felt the warmth of a subway shower. I should've walked.
- It was great! But then I rode home and felt the warmth of a subway shower. I should've walked.
by iammcbain June 11, 2022
Get the subway shower mug.A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.
Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.
by Boris horse cock Johnson July 30, 2023
Get the Black shower mug.When an individual is excessively disrespectful, out-of-line, or shows a flippant and utter disregard for others or an individual and gets a Miller Lite poured over their head in front of a group of onlookers as a form of public humiliation and/or to instigate a physical confrontation.
"Man, I can't believe that random guy just walked up and said that to her for no reason. He totally deserved that Miller Lite Shower she gave him."
"I gave that punk a Miller Lite Shower and told him it was go time. I can't believe to backed down after acting so tough."
"I gave that punk a Miller Lite Shower and told him it was go time. I can't believe to backed down after acting so tough."
by tariqazeez January 11, 2010
Get the Miller Lite Shower mug.the act of drinking a beer while taking a shower in the morning. because real rock stars don't give a fuck, they get drunk all day.
"dude, why does Ric have a shit ton of beer cans in his shower.."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."
by iamriceboy November 19, 2011
Get the rock star shower mug.When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.
Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
by Yoyoman December 7, 2013
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