Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.

Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”

by The master cock November 24, 2021

Simon Rippe

Was für ein G!
Schäm dich wenn du nicht Simon Rippe bist

Penis Durchschnitt:
1,5m

Simon Rippe ist so ein G

by Jejejejs November 24, 2021

Simon Cowell

A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.

Used when you're straight but gay for one person.

A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.

by Believe it or not 🙄 November 25, 2021

Simon Lebatt

mr funny man hes the big funny the biggest funny ever and if you don't believe me go to his place of residence uninvited enter his home see the funnies for yourself

Man mr funny man Simon Lebatt is so funny im going to put a pipe bomb in his mailbox

by The mr man December 1, 2021

Simon Cowell

Ugly fucking cunt I hate more than myself

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-

by CLEOELI December 6, 2021

Simon stanley

absolute mega dilf. 15 mega inch big dick daddy.

we all live in fear of the simon stanley's of the world.

by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022

Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles

Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!

by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021