shirly

THE SEXIEST HOTTEST AND CUTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD SHE MAKES THE BEST CHICKEN AND KNOWS HOW TO IRON SHIRTS A WIFEY MATERIAL SUMMED UP IN ONE SHED DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AND IS A STRONG ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHE HAS THE BEST EYEBROWS AND KNOWS HOW TO FLEEK A HOE

Wow that girl over there is so hot.
- i know she's a shirly

by jaysten April 15, 2019

shirtless wonder

Any male who goes shirtless in public events such as concerts or parties. Usually drunk. Most often wearing inappropriate shorts or cut offs. Varying styles of facial hair and is always tanned or sunburned. Most often seen with a mullet. Always a complete fucktard.

We were all having a good time watching the band until that shirtless wonder showed up and started hollering and dancing in front of the stage.

by Cabe April 29, 2005

Hobbits in the Shire

When several small men suck dick in an open field.

Sean Murphy and his CIT friends pulled a Hobbits in the Shire one night at Camp Sequassen.

by Tobey March 18, 2004

douchebag shirt

A variety of v-neck shirt with a very low V so as to show man-cleavage. The preferred club attire of the self-absorbed homosexual.

Tom: "Dude, there are a million guys wearing douchebag shirts at this bar."

Jake: "Welcome to WeHo."

by tjw7 January 22, 2009

Shire

The place where Bilbo and Frodo Baggins, along with many other hobbits, live. Most hobbits never leave the Shire, unlike Frodo and Bilbo, who both leave and travel and have grand adventures.

SAM: If I take one more step it'll be the farthest away from The Shire I've ever been.

FRODO: Come on, Sam.

by A Lord of The Rings Fan December 19, 2010

The Shire

Slang for New Hampshire.

"I like Vermont, but I think I prefer the Shire"

by Jack324 January 16, 2009

Feel-me-up-shirt

A shirt embellished with studs, beads, or other alluring pleasant-to-the-touch attribute that encourages people to want to feel-you-up when you wear it.

I think I'll wear my favorite "feel-me-up-shirt" to the reunion this weekend!

by Alli-gal February 9, 2009