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Mathias Grim God of Shank

An all mighty man that can strike down anyone with the tip of his finger. Hope to god (wait he is your god) you never cross paths with a Mathias.
Everbody: Nice to meet you, what’s your name?
Mathias: Mathias
Everbody: oh god no, Mathias Grim God of Shank
Mathias: I am your god
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you shanked my jangaship

See Homesar and you shanked my jangaship! for a full listing.
by Anonymous February 27, 2003
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Bukake shank combi surprise

For one or several male(s) to ejaculate in a glass cup, then break the cup and use it to shank somebody, the surprise is that nobody will see it coming.
When Roy was rejected by that girl in the club, he proceeded to prepare and administer a bukake shank combi surprise to said girl.
by Plug3 April 23, 2011
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Open ass face shank

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.
Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.
by Theßeave October 17, 2011
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come down my ends you get bear shanked

this is a complex road man phrase only to be use when you are going on level 30 road man

come down my ends means if you come to my area

and you get bear shanked means if you go their they will stab you
hard man levl 24: you wan'na fight bruv

road man levl 30: come down my ends you get bear shanked
by road man cory October 11, 2018
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Shanked

When someone sneaks up behind you, pulls your pants down and shoved their thumb up your rectum.
You’re not going to believe it, I was talking to brother and he told me his mate got shanked the other day.
by shankbrothers September 30, 2023
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Shank

a combination of masturbating while taking a shit
Shiting and Wanking
I just caught Fred shanking to a cosmo mag

ooh dam i just put some cream on the chocolate pie
by Shoe Boot October 16, 2008
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