Wank of Shame

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.
My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.
by OTG Lmao February 06, 2021
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path of shame

The path of shame is a wonderful technology-driven adventure. After sitting down in a chair, putting their hands up against a rail, and putting on a virtual reality headset, the victim is given the image of a person of their preference doing various sexual acts to them. As this is happening, the vibrator attached to the chair turn on for full effect. After about 10 minutes of fun, the video changes. The victim is in a dentist's office, with a man way over 85 years old standing over them with a toothless grin and that thing that sucks water out of your mouth. Clamps come down on the hands, legs and feet of the victim as the vibrator buzzes faster and the old man in the game unzips his pants. The victim cannot escape just by closing his eyes, as their headset is glued to their skull and the old man is whispering in their ear. Suddenly, the chair lurches forward and the screen goes dark. The clamps start to tighten and the vibrators buzz even faster. Shrek appears behind the victim in the game. Clamps on the back of the chair force the victim's asscheeks more than 4 inches. Hydraulics in the back of the chair start shooting out directly into the victim's ass, straightening their small intestine. The chair starts spinning rapidly, drowning out the already muffled screams of the victim. Buckets of pig blood, human feces, dead animals, and human vomit rain down on the victim, encouraging them to open their mouth and feel the full effect. This is the path of shame.
"Dude, did you try the path of shame? It's so awesome."
"Yeah man, it was the worst experience of my life. I threw up 3 times and came blood."
by Eddy Richtofen October 07, 2014
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Stickage of Shame

Toilet paper or tissue that gets stuck to your dick after cumming.
by Sunioncarrot11 January 23, 2014
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Shameful Explosion

Jerking off and nutting while your sibling or friend is in the bed next to you
The other night I couldn't help myself even tho my aunt was sleeping in the bottom bunk. When I finished, it was just such a shameful explosion
by Toeesss December 05, 2017
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Coin of Shame

The small round wet patch near the crotch of (usually light-coloured) trousers caused by not shaking your cock enough at the end of a piss.
Rich has got a coin of shame in those tight trousers again!
by MrDaveth March 21, 2022
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Fact Shaming

Shaming someone because they don’t know a fact that you know. Making them feel stupid and less superior than you. This can also apply to people who shame you for not knowing how to pronounce certain words.
Fact shaming: “Don’t you know who Putin is? Everyone knows who he is, you are so stupid Brad! “
by Ombroso August 17, 2018
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Personality shaming

It’s like the the same meaning of body shaming but instead shame it, you shame the personality of a person.
by Cuccarese April 11, 2022
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