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sebulonka

an awesome person, who happens to be a ginger, everyone loves his cool hair. and his sebbyness. amazing at guitar hero.
wow he's so amazing,

yeah he's a total sebulonka.
by jipyyy. July 6, 2009
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Shoulder-rings

A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!
Are you gonna wear hoop earrings or your shoulder-rings tonight? You gots to chill.
by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011
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Shoulder Abduction

1. Occurs when the arms are raised above the head during a process such as manufacturing for a period of time. Can lead to long term health issues.

2. The feeling in the shoulder region that may result after the day of a muscle strain or accident.
Frank: How are you doing today, Jared?
Jared: Okay I guess. But my shoulder has been abducted.
Frank: What does that mean? Are you jacking with me?
Jared: Well, I was doing fine until a hallway elf tripped me and abducted my shoulder. Now I suffer from shoulder abduction.
by Windomtransportation765 December 19, 2012
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sexulence

The art of flatulence during coitus.
You know, farting during fuck sessions.
I was eating out and i got a mouth full of sexulence.
by uberthawk July 16, 2016
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shoulder dip

1. An act of approval or saying hello, especially to an attractive girl while drinking.

2. (shoulder dipping) - doing a lot of drinking over the course of a day all while having a great time.
1. Dude I just staggered past those two hot girls and gave them a shoulder dip.
OR
You see those 2 girls on the other side of the bar? I'll shoulder dip to that!

2. I'm having an epic birthday BBQ next Saturday. You should come by, we will be shoulder dipping all day.
by shamus mcfly July 7, 2016
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Shoulder Plow

Using your shoulder to absolutely obliterate someone into the ground.
A: " shut up, stop fucking around"

B: " Bitch shut the fuck up before I shoulder plow your bitch ass"
by Burnsyyy May 31, 2016
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sexulance

My friend can't help his sexulance, every time he is doing his girlfriend he farts just before he cums.
by Squirrelass13 June 8, 2016
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